Devilfuckin dickens.

k6rk9t:

Learn to read, English. I said I wasn’t in a good mood.

Right sorry. Still attempting to get my head on the right way after whatever happened. So…

I suppose this is where i ask you why your in a foul mood?

(Source: kingofkerfuffle)

k6rk9t:

kingofkerfuffle:

You much preferred capitals and shouting! Now you seem almost somber. Did something go amiss? Where did my black crush go. *frowns*

No trust me, I seem much less somber than I did a perigee ago. That’s not to say I’m in a good mood tonight or anything.

A ton of shit has gone amiss. I haven’t the first fucking clue where to even start.

Ah. Well at least you are in a good mood? You seem quite eloquent as well!

At least im not the only one whos had shenanigns going about.

(Source: knightofnak, via whorebible-tier)

Anonymous asked: Wuold you like to beg now Jake? You should do so before all this alcohol makes me start to black out. That most likely won't be fun for either us. At least for me because then I wouldn't remember the sound of your voice, low and husky, as you become more and more desperate. I won't continue uor little fantasy until you beg.

R-Roxy?! Oh gadzook- Is that you?????

==> Jake: Be utterly speechless for the longest time.

W-Why would i beg? This is incredibly lewd i never said i wanted anything like this! *pulls at collar and eagerly hunts around for a towel*

Anonymous asked: Would you like that? Forced to squirm until you swallow your pride enough to beg for some sort of physical contact? My eyes staring into your own gorgeous orbs, a playful smirk at my face. Because I wouldn't do anything else until you begged. Even if I got to impatient I'd just start touching myself before I'd touch you without begging.

G-Goodness i-

==> Jake: Pull at your collar, you’re having a hard time forming a coherent mental thought, much less a sentence. How did this anon know all of your buttons to press when you’d never even shared them with anyone???

Anonymous asked: Then I believe I might tie you up. Not something rushed... some thing slower and intricate. More intimate. After tearing your clothes off first. Whoops. With the intricate patterns of the smooth rope across your body I'd start putting that hard cock to good use in teasing you. First my breath, warm and enticing along the heated flesh.

Anonymous asked: I'm disquising my quirk by the way. I'd have you pinned underneath me, my teeth going to work on your neck. Nice red spots, marks that'll show other's that you belong to someone and that someone is me. Once they were red enough I'd soothe them a small bit with my tongue, more later though when I wasn't busy with trying to get you unbelievably hard.

==> Jake: Gulp.

Anonymous asked: What I'd really just like to do is push you down onto your bed, using whatever pause in action that might occur to grab your wrists, settling down on top of you. I'd be sure, of course, to rub my groin up against your own. Don't want to be the only one getting pleasure from this after all but I imagine that you might get quite hard from all this. As I seem to recall you would love having control taken away from you as much as you loved having all of it.

….A-ah.

Um.

Oh. Um.

whorebible-tier:

drinkgin is the best thing in th world

my life my luv and my lady is the booz

but yeah YAH i remember him!!!
not rly actualy
but i kno who ur talkgin about!!!!
we r from the same timelin then :3

huh i didtn think i took that many pumpkins
sry it jsut kind a happens
mayb soemthing happened 2 the others

and i see wht u did ther
u might even be
the KIGN of kerfuffle 

Well i guess its lucky one thing can make you so happy. So i suppose in the end its… Alright?

Ah all of this not-remembering though is giving me a right headache.

Is it giving you one?

(Source: kingofkerfuffle)

whorebible-tier:

i fel liek drinknig is what i need 2 do 24seven cuz its the bets state 2 be in

ohh man thts awaeome!! i havent met any1 from my time liem
i think

and if it maesk things better with the pumpkin at least theyr going towards feeding hungry peeps??? and i ferment some 4 alcohol

plezzed 2 meet u too jaek
kinda weird tht i dont recal u if were from our timeliens tho
since wed hav known each othr fr what
3 years?? or soemthing
hell idk forget it 

Drinking isnt all that i think. But i suppose its up to you in the end.

And i dont remember much from my timeline regardless. I think i knew a strider but hes… Im not even sure. Youve plucked me plum dry of pumpkins though. Its odd not seeing the orange outside of my home anymore.

This whole thing has my head in a sort of… Kerfuffle!

(Source: kingofkerfuffle)